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# The Headline That Ate the Story
- URL: https://ozjective.com/the-headline-that-ate-the-story/
- Published: 2026-04-29T16:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-10-16T00:45:43.000Z
- Description: Moby Dick gets retitled as 'How One Man's Obsession with a Whale Destroyed His Crew'. The grammar is older than the algorithm, lifted from grocery-aisle paperbacks decades before the recommendation feed showed up. The feed only taught us, slowly, that the templates work.
- Author: Oz Gultekin
- Tags: #note

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